By Julia Cox, Writing Consultant
Amid the emotional maelstrom of my third grade year—which
included maddening multiplication tables, a painful introduction to cursive
writing, and one truly subpar season of TV’s Friends—I met Microsoft Word.
Greeted by the exuberant paperclip assistant “Clippy” (a 1990s
animation retired after Windows 95), I knew my days of handwritten assignments
and crayon embellishments were coming to an end. I had to pick myself up by the fuchsia overall
strap and soldier on—into the territory of word processing.
Microsoft Word has been my fair-weather companion for over 15
years now. Even though I grew up with the program, it still manages to throw me
a curve ball at the worst of moments. To
possibly lend some support, or maybe just tell a fellow sufferer’s tale, I have
enumerated a top 5 list of MS Word annoyances.